I fell on my hip.
I yelled at her.
None of it was pretty.
The rear-facing video:
(no front-facing video, the memory card filled up a block or two prior to the incident)
It felt like any other fall, just a tumble and land on my soft parts... but when I got to the office, the pain set in, like I'd been kicked in the ass and my entire rump was a giant bruise. Everything tightened up and I searched for the ibuprofen.
Ugh. I'm just grateful it wasn't worse.